dannie

pick the month you were born

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I stabbed
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I banged
8 - I am shirtless with
9 -I peed on/with
10 - I ran naked with
11 - I slept with
12- I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a dog
02 - an orange
03 - a jew
04 - a whore
05 - with a hoe
06 - my lover
07 - Barney the Dinosour
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pickle
10 - a homo
11 - santa claus
12 - an easter egg
13 - a bag of weed
14 - a condom
15 - paris hilton
16 - the kool-aid man
17 - a homeless guy
18 - a horse
19 - a stripper
20 - a crackhead
21 - a pornstar
22 - trojan man
23 - my crush
24 - a toothbrush
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a glass of milk
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - your grandma
29 - a french fry
30 - A lesbian
31 - your dealer

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because i'm a pimp and ur jealous
Blue - because I have AMAZING boobs
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


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